I weep for all of you...

Hello, guildies.

This is my official notice that I am off the market. Sorry, ladies. I don't date while enrolled in school, because it is distracting.

If you feel that this is unfair or unjust, and that you should receive special consideration, I will accept applications for appeal in this thread.

Regards,
Stark

Both Opho and Donev will be devastated to read this.

Jayne wrote:

Both Opho and Donev will be devastated to read this.

This is not the correct format, Jayne. I will post a more structured guideline post haste.

If anyone needs me I'll be sobbing uncontrollably into my pillow.

Hail, Stark,

This is an appeal to your generosity from __________. I beg of you to reconsider your policy of not dating, in my case, for the following reasons:_________________________________________________________________________
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I am prepared to perform deeds of all kinds in order to please you and earn continued dating priveleges, including but not limited to ___________________________________________________________________________________
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Please respond with your answer whenever you feel like it. If you don't feel like answering, you may ignore me if you wish.

Dearest thanks and most humble regards,

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