If your coworkers played EQ 2...

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A typical day in sunny central California at Vandenberg Air Force Base. I hope it isn’t too confusing but believe it or not, this is how our daily conversations go. How we ever get ANY work done is beyond me. (The incidents are exaggerated…)

Shiroi, Dissdain, Sylvaen, Mesmash, Rynak, and Shyrie at work.

Place: The E.S.S. NCOIC Office (a.k.a. Dissdain and Shiroi’s office)

0800 hrs: Alarm technicians Sylvaen and Mesmash enter the office:

Sylvaen: What’s up fellas?

Dissdain: (Smirks) You guys are going to love me.

Mesmash: Great. Who broke what?

Dissdain: The U.P.S. to the PL-1 S.L.C. got too much power and blew. Our entire security system is down.

Shiroi: Speaking of too much power, you Necros are so overpowered. You need to be nerfed.

Sylvaen: Whatever. You Monks are just crying because you can’t solo ^^^ elites.

Mesmash: Hey, where did you get that catapult?

Dissdain: You got a catapault?

Shiroi: Yea, got it from an LoN card.

Sylvaen: We still need to play against each other on that. How about Saturday?

Shiroi: I got an HQ Saturday.

Sylvaen: I’ll help you. I’m level 64, I can solo it.

Shiroi: You need to mentor so I can get the AAs

Sylvaen: Freakin’ AA whore.

Shyrie pops his head in.

Shyrie: The hydrazine at the L.F. ignited and left 100 foot crater where the Peacekeeper missile used to be. I’m not sure about the toxic fumes yet, but there is multi-colored smoke coming from there. (Looks at Shiroi) Where did you get that catapult?

Mesmash: What the hell? You guys have a level 80 wizard out there at the L.F. or something?

Sylvaen: At least it wasn’t a Titan rocket.

Dissdain: When are you going to level your wizard again Shiroi?

Shiroi: That’s my carpenter.

Sylvaen: Ooh, can she make me some boxes for my bank?

Shiroi: Sure. 36-slot okay?

Sylvaen: Yup. Thanks.

“#@$@!#$$@%^&^ ^&^ ^&*^&*^&*^” can be heard coming from the E.S.S. Control Center.

Mesmash: What’s going on?

Shyrie: Rynak.

Everyone in room: Ah.

Dissdain: Someone better go cast Soothe on him before he maxes aggro and starts throwing shit.

Sylvaen: Not me. My Rynak Rep is too low at the moment.

Shiroi: Why?

Sylvaen: I don’t know, something about stupid civilians and memorizing their PINS.

Shyrie: I guess I better go back in there before my rep suffers for leaving him to solo the alarms.

Dissdain: Are you guys going to BK for lunch?

Mesmash: Yup. We just have to go to H.Q. first and fix a door reader; I guess the General got locked in his office. (To Dissdain) You want a Whopper?

Sylvaen: Instead of spending $400 on an electronic keypad, why don’t we just buy him a key and a lock for $35?

Dissdain: (To Mesmash) With Cheese please. (To Sylvaen) That reminds me, can you make me some level 40 food and drink, my Fury is fresh out.

Shiroi: Me too.

Sylvaen: Sure.

1100 hrs: lunchtime – The End.

Sorry for the novel rabbit

Has too much time on his/her hands

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